Upon learning that Chris Daughtry and Ben Bernanke were in fact separated at birth, Ben’s inquisitive mind wanted to know why he had aged so much faster. Upon further investigation, it’s been discovered that the age difference is only a perceived difference and Bernanke is actually only 27. To those who have actively followed the recent actions of the Fed, this may come as no surprise.

Daughtry on the other hand could not be reached for comment. He apparently has taken up residence in an old abandoned house in order to gain further inspiration for his future album releases.